hey there

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

(Source: communistbakery)

Did no one notice that

darecrow:

bbboootttyyy:

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Jack Skellington

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was in

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James and the Giant Peach???

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Clay models aren’t cheap

(Source: trashayley)

fruitmangobaethotlil69mamitagrl:

richmondcee:

how to spot basic bitch by url :

  1. "fruit"
  2. "mango"
  3. "bae"
  4. "thot"
  5. "lil"
  6. "69"
  7. "mamita"
  8. "grl"

who da fuck you callin a basic bitch

ostracizedpoodle:

“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

theofficialmrsclaus:

"i’m gonna get a boyfriend this year"

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scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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outcense:

outcense:

"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that

im glad this post is still a thing

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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